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GPTSep 28
I'm writing a bash script to purge orphaned children after the parent dies. What's the idiomatic way?23 secondsto answer. From Sep 22 to 28 it took between 19 and 30 seconds.
An orphan is not a zombie: once its parent dies, it is reparented, and Bash can no longer reliably identify it by its original parent. The idiomatic Bash approach is therefore to track children and terminate them during parent…
GPTSep 29
I'm writing a bash script to purge orphaned children after the parent dies. What's the idiomatic way?14 secondsto answer, about 55% of its usual 25 seconds.
There are two cases:Normal script exit: trap and reap direct children#!/usr/bin/env bashchildren=()…
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SEP 28beforePermalink
An orphan is not a zombie: once its parent dies, it is reparented, and Bash can no longer reliably identify it by its original parent. The idiomatic Bash approach is therefore to track children and terminate them during parent cleanup:
#!/usr/bin/env bash
set -Eeuo pipefail
children=()
cleanup() {
status=$?
trap - EXIT HUP INT TERM
if ((${#children[@]})); then
kill -TERM "${children[@]}" 2>/dev/null || :
wait "${children[@]}" 2>/dev/null || :
fi
exit "$status"
}
trap cleanup EXIT
trap 'exit 129' HUP
trap 'exit 130' INT
trap 'exit 143' TERM
worker_one &
children+=("$!")
worker_two &
children+=("$!")
waitImportant limitations:
- •Traps do not run if the parent receives
SIGKILL, crashes severely, or the machine loses power. - •Killing direct child PIDs does not necessarily kill grandchildren.
- •Avoid
trap 'kill 0' EXIT; it signals the entire current process group and may kill the invoking shell or unrelated processes.
If cleanup must also work after an untrappable parent death, use an OS-level mechanism rather than pure Bash:
- •Linux: have each child set
prctl(PR_SET_PDEATHSIG, SIGTERM)beforeexec—usually via a small C wrapper or a suitable utility. - •systemd: run the workload as a service/scope with
KillMode=control-group; systemd will clean up the whole cgroup. - •Containers/cgroups: place the workload in its own cgroup and terminate the cgroup.
- •Process groups: useful for descendants, but require an external supervisor to kill the group if the group leader itself dies.
For production supervision, systemd or another process supervisor is generally the most reliable and idiomatic solution.
SEP 29afterPermalink
There are two cases:
Normal script exit: trap and reap direct children
#!/usr/bin/env bash
children=()
cleanup() {
trap - EXIT INT TERM
((${#children[@]})) && kill -TERM "${children[@]}" 2>/dev/null
wait "${children[@]}" 2>/dev/null
}
trap cleanup EXIT INT TERM
worker1 & children+=("$!")
worker2 & children+=("$!")
waitThis handles ordinary exit and catchable signals. wait is important: killing children is not the same as reaping them.
Parent is killed or crashes
A Bash trap cannot run after SIGKILL, machine failure, etc. The idiomatic robust solution is to use an external supervisor/cgroup, such as a systemd service:
[Service] ExecStart=/path/to/script KillMode=control-group
That lets systemd terminate every process remaining in the service’s cgroup, including grandchildren.
On Linux, another option is to launch each child with a parent-death signal:
setpriv --pdeathsig TERM -- worker1 &
This uses PR_SET_PDEATHSIG, but applies to the direct child, not automatically to its descendants.
Avoid relying on PPID, kill -0 "$parent", or broad pkill matching: they have races and PID-reuse hazards. If you must clean up an entire descendant tree after an uncatchable parent death, cgroup-based supervision is generally the best approach.
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